You can pretty much do what you want with these guys around.
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 | 10. Galvatron
Transformers | When I was a kid, I would have killed to get my hands on the Megatron toy, as it turned into a really amazing looking gun!
Then, when I saw the 1986 Transformers movie, I discovered that not only was Optimus Prime dead, but Megatron was now a gay looking ray gun with horns. I guess, it was a that point that I realised that the world was evil.
|  | 9. Cyril Sneer
The Raccoons | Now, affection aside, I did like "The Raccoons", but, it is hard not to agree that Cyril Sneer was a kack villain. You wouldn't get Hitler or any other real life villains, leaving all their orders in the hands of talking pigs. Plus, he was always defeated by small hairy things, which to my mind has only ever been matched by the Empire in Return of the Jedi.
It took me years to realise what Cyril Sneer actually was, I always naturally assumed he was a nude wrinkly old man with a penis grafted on to his face, but, no, it turns out he is an ant eater.
|  | 8. Bluto
Popeye | Now, not only did Bluto never really get over the fact that Olive Oil didn't fancy him, he also never got to grips with the fact that if Popeye ate some spinach, he could kick 4 shades of shit out of him.
In future, Bluto, hide the fucking spinach. Also, why not try casting your net elsewhere? You may find that other women have something to offer?
|  | 7. Officer Dibble
Top Cat | Poor Officer Dibble. They say his last years on the force were spent hanging around in alley ways talking to cats and imagining that they were causing trouble. His cousin, Ranger Smith, from Yogi Bear, suffered from a similar mental breakdown.
Officer Dibble died in 1974, at New York zoo, whilst attempting to arrest a tiger.
|  | 6. Texas Pete
Superted | I wish life was this simple. All you have to do is to defeat a teddy bear. But, you keep fucking it up, every week, without fail.
Not only that, but you are obviously friends with the Skelington from the Scotch Tape adverts, good luck watching the Derby on VHS in 2021, bozo.
|  | 5. Gargamel
The Smurfs | Gargamel is a sorcerer whose sworn enemy is the Smurfs. Really? Sworn Enemy?? I think that is going a bit far. I know The Smurfs are fucking annoying, but that is a bit extreme. What could they have possibly done to annoy someone that much? Do you think it was all the sex they were having? And he just had that cat?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, as he was so rubbish, nothing he did ever caused The Smurfs any problems.
|  | 4. Mumm-Ra
Thundercats | Mumm-Ra is the self-proclaimed "ever-living source of evil" on Third Earth, having powers of sorcery and an apparently unlimited lifespan.
He is also a twat. At the start of every episode, when he screams and all those bandages fly off, I had usually had enough of him. He also makes the classic error of leaving important work in the hands of idiots.
|  | 3. Miles Mayhem
M.A.S.K. | You know this guy is a twat when his helicopter turns into a jet plane. Why? Why would you ever need a helicopter to turn into a jet? Or, for that matter, vice versa?
|  | 2. Venger
Dungeons and Dragons | When you are powerful enough to only have one horn and cross eyes, you would think that a gang of 5 children and one tiny unicorn would be no match for you, wouldn't you? Turns out, they are, every fucking week.
From the first moment, of the first episode, you know Venger isn't up to the job, when that 3 headed dragon turns on him and he shits his pants and flies off.
| AND FINALLY...
 | 1. Skeletor
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe | Eternia is a small place. Yet, everyone seems pumped. I can only assume they all go to the same gym? If I were Skeletor, I would wait until He-Man is on the treadmill, and then twat him with an iron bar, there, simple. No need for outrageous robots, villains or creatures that will all eventually turn on you and generally make you look more rubbish than you actually are, even though, you are.
| Comments about This Article |
| Let's be fair: there was no hitting of Olive. The dame has the body of a blade of wheat grass. If Popeye toots too hard ( out his pipe or rump ) the icmapt would knock her out.BTW, there is lady bashing on Family Guy, but like everything else on that pop cultural Titanic, the only times a gal gets the Goon Hand is when they're re-creating verbatim a scene from some 80's movie, cartoon or TV show ( or if it's a part of some elaborate aside that has nothing to do with the - ahem - "story" ). If a man slapping a woman is pointless, unfunny and done for what could be mistaken as 'shock value' then a place on Family Gay it will have.
Comment By: Monica, 31 Mar 2013, Rating: 3/5  |
| Hey, Dr. Claw was dumb, but he still had a MUCH more imposing voice than 80% of cartoon villains! And the Joker fucked up Robin something fierce with a crowbar and killed him for crying out loud! The Joker really is one of the best cartoon villains of all time! And yes, Gargamel was pretty pathetic, but such a lovable jerk!!!
Comment By: Villain MacDeathpants, 25 Mar 2013, Rating: 4/5  |
| Wheres Baron Greenback from Dangermouse
Transfer from Around the World with Willy Fog
That thing beneath the Trap Door
Lord Fear from Knightmare
The Big Paparone from Bedtime Riggers, where's that then
Comment By: Paul 'Big Gay Lovely Arse Bandit' Miller, 06 Mar 2012, Rating: 2/5  |
| Were the hell is joker he should be on this list.
Comment By: dont worry bout it, 26 Feb 2012, Rating: 4/5 |
| Yes Bluto is the dumbest villain in the would he is so dumb when he sees Popeye coming!
Comment By: Lizzy, 13 Feb 2012, Rating: 5/5  |
| How about that freaky looking Vampire/Possom hybrid from Sylvanian Families? OMG whoever created him (or IT) must of inhaling some kind of cheap ass paint thinner!! As well as Katrina and Bratina from Hanna Barbera's version from Pound Puppies and Shreeky from The New Adventures of The Care Bears?
Comment By: bigg3469, 23 Oct 2010, Rating: 5/5 |
| Texas pete is in the first Superted episode called Superted and the stolen rocket. In the last Superted episode called Superted and the rattlesnake, Texas pete stopped to his plans. Superted and the stolen rocket was in 1982 and Superted and the rattlesnake was in 1986. Texas pete is a hunter like Gaston, McLeach, Clayton and Amos slade. Texas pete is similar to The disney villains called Razoul from The return of jafar, Aladdin: The series and Aladdin and the king of thieves and Hopper from A bug's life.
Comment By: Jake Pickard, 02 Sep 2010, Rating: 5/5 |
| Texas pete is my favourite villain.
Comment By: Jake Pickard, 02 Sep 2010, Rating: 0/5  |
| I think you'll find Jimmy Webb wrote a song about Galvatron...sorry for the pedantry.
BTW, how is Doctor Claw of Inspector Gadget not on here?! He should be bloody topping the list!!
Comment By: Badge, 28 Jul 2010, Rating: 4/5 |
| Yuk, a puddle of blood? Is that in the movie or what?
Comment By: paul tomlinson, 01 May 2010, Rating: 1/5  |
| i see where your coming from, all the drastic plans. But it is a bit more better when they make clever plans.
Comment By: tibbles, 29 Apr 2010, Rating: 2/5 |
| Admittedly he often falls to his defeat, but Mum-rah is and has always been the greatest threat to the remaining Thundercats! It's the Mutants who cause all of the trouble. If it wasn't for their stupidity Mum-rah would have defeated us ten times over. Only due to his evil intent must he associate with such villainous scum; otherwise he'd have better help!
Comment By: Liono, 05 Jan 2010, Rating: 4/5 |
| i dont know how you can call SKELETOR the worst cartoon villain. did any of you ever go up against him? no i thought not! numerous times he nearly defeated me sometimes only failing due to bad circumstances.
Comment By: HE-MAN, 02 Dec 2009, Rating: 5/5 |
| The only thing going for Galvatron was that Glenn Campbell wrote a song about him. Allegedly.
Comment By: Kev Moore, 26 Oct 2009, Rating: 5/5 |
| Pretty good. Loved that cartoon The Racoons. Even had one of the plush animals. Some villains werecrap,no?! hahaha! What were they thinking? i think the still scared me though ;)
Comment By: Mine, 13 Oct 2009, Rating: 3/5 |
| EDIT: (not LIKE Popeye doesn't)
Comment By: me again, 21 Aug 2009, Rating: 3/5 |
| Bluto!? He's not a villain. If anything, Bluto's a... "hormonely challenged" 16 year-old. With a cracking voice and beard that grows back as soon as he puts the razor down. Besides, Olive Oyl is the real antangonist. Her plans always involve purposely presenting herself to Popeye and Bluto. Then, after they fight for a bit, Bluto gets sick of it and "cheats"(not Popeye doesn't), kidnaps Olive Oyl (like planned) and beats up Popeye. Popeye eats spinach, beats the crap outta Bluto, and runs off with Olive Oyl while Bluto lies in an edited puddle of blood. Olive literally wants Bluto dead. Or is just really, really sadistic. Good list though.
Comment By: me, 21 Aug 2009, Rating: 3/5 |
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Comment By: shannon, 11 Jun 2009, Rating: 5/5 |
| RE: Venger, thats 5 heads, not three FIVE headed dragon. Leave that boss-eyed freak alone.
Only character to have a BETTER voice than James-Earl Jones.
Comment By: Beefstick McLove - 69th Precinct, 07 Dec 2008, Rating: 4/5 |
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