We are in a creative drought in Television at the moment. Here are some ideas that need to be done like yesterday! (I hope you are reading ITV)
06/10/08
 | 10. Day Rider | Day Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Robin Day, an old loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law, he also has a bow tie and a huge cock.
Sound good? Too right!
|  | 9. Never The Twain Nights | Join Oliver Smallbridge and Simon Peel as they throw down their antiques and hit the streets solving vice related crime.
|  | 8. Will, Henry and Beanpole From The Tripods' Consumer Show | Join Will, Henry and Beanpole as they test highly dangerous electrical goods from Eastern Europe.
|  | 7. The Tinker Mysteries | Tinker (From Lovejoy) is now a P.I. and a gumshoe for hire. He will solve any case for you*, as long as you show him your arse.
*Probably wont be able to solve anything.
|  | 6. A Good Chance | Tom Chance is now a cop, living on the edge and trying to keep the streets clean of Heroin and Child Obesity, by any means necessary.
Tom is armed to the teeth and there is a "good chance" that you are on his list.
|  | 5. Captain The Honourable Teddy Meldrum Wins Again! | Teddy Meldrum sets out on his own and has gentleman adventures, such as "oh-hang the foreigner", "cause a brew-ha-ha" and "what-ho-pip-pip".
Teddy also discovers his dark side when he impregnates his 100th victim in dark Somerset. But Teddy wins again! As the girl is first silenced and then institutionalised for good measure! Ding-dong!
|  | 4. Officer (Captain) Crabtree's Tour Of Post War France | Caan you ormagine any one worse than Crabtree pissing through Fronce to catch a shit of a Fronch vollage? Hilarity and dare I say, racism, would ensue.
|  | 3. Fletcher and Godber (Deceased) | Stanley Fletcher has been out of jail since the late 1970's and is successfully "going straight". Lenny Godber sadly passed away but lives on as a ghost. Join Fletcher and Godber again as they set the modern world to rights and try and fend off the poltergeist Mr. Mackay. Mr. Barrowclough also returns as a ghost in their toilet. This could also be crossed with "So Haunt Me" but with Yetta Feldman as their pesky neighbour, ghost.
|  | 2. Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries' Tactical Kills | Join Mr. Humpries as he scours the S.A.S. libraries of operational maneuvers and discusses his favourite kills and best method of assassinations.
| AND FINALLY...
 | 1. Inspector Cyril "Blakey" Blake's Unearthly Sexual Appetites | Inspector Blake has a secret. He is an sick pervert of the highest order and must have constant sexual gratification to live. Not just normal sex either, he has an unquenchable urge to sex every woman that walks the Earth, alive or dead. So, shovel in one hand, cologne in the other, Blakey sets off in search of sexual adventure.
| Comments about This Article |
| Appear in a TV Spin Off...Over my dead body!!
Comment By: Ronnie Barker, 08 Oct 2008, Rating: 2/5  |
| Dixon Bainbridge
Comment By: A tour de force! Need more shows for cats though., 07 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5  |
| I wish I really was Jewish.
Comment By: Yetta Feldman , 06 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5 |
| I wish to sign your petition to get these on t.v. My life is now incomplete without these programmes but I've heard a whisper 'Deads Army' will be on soon.
Comment By: lego indiana jones, 06 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5 |
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