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TOP TEN BOND MOMENTS PART 2 Oh come on, you didn't think I could just do 10 did you?? 16/08/08 10. Smiert Spionam The Living Daylights The first we see of Dalton, and it looks like he can handle himself alright. I bet this baddie was laughing when he heard that 007 was on this training mission, last he saw Bond was nearly 70 and would never be able to hang off of a moving Jeep! 9. Bond Vs. Kananga Live and Let Die There was never any danger of Bond losing this fight, even with sharks and blood entered into the equation. Bond obviously remembered Q's calming words (Even though he isn't in it) "If you ever get into a spot of trouble, stick a bullet that makes people explode like a cheap balloon in your assailant's mouth." 8. The Jetpack Escape Thunderball A nice way to make your escape in my opinion, shame he can only go in that weird angle though... 7. "I've Lost My Charm" The Man With The Golden Gun What else can you say? Great gag!! 6. The Tank Chase Goldeneye A really nice Bond moment this, when all fails, drive a fucking tank! 5. Bond Vs. Jaws The Spy Who Loved Me There he is, James Bond, about to bang Ringo's Mrs, when the bloke from Cannonball Run 2 turns up to ruin the party, nice one. 4. "Where Is Blofeld??" Diamonds Are Forever Sean Connery came back, and apart from looking older, he was pissed off as well! Looking for revenge and looking for the man that killed George Lazenby's wife!! 3. "Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Piece" The Man With The Golden Gun Yes! No one sells a cracking pun like Roger Moore! You see, he meant he would shoot the man in the cock. 2. "No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Die!!" Goldfinger Goldfinger was a nasty piece of work wasn't he? Imagine robbing our brave James Bond of his meat and veg? It would be like someone tainting his gold with their own effluence, not that I have. AND FINALLY... 1. "Bond, James Bond" Dr. No I know, I know, this moment is always No.1 in Bond lists, but you cant deny that it rocks! Remember, it is because of this scene that every Bond since has said the name the wrong way round and raised an eyebrow like a smug man who just won smug man of the year 17th year running, but by god is it good. Yesh. Comments about This Article Something lik 90% of women do not orgasm thguroh penetration so you are not at all unusual. Most women only orgasm thguroh clitorial stimulation. While you are having intercourse either have your boyfriend stimulate your clitoris or you do it. You might even want to try using something like a silver bullet (small vibrator that looks like a silver egg). Have you tried oral sex? Try a vibrator with clitoral stimulation as well. +14Was this answer helpful? Comment By: Appiah, 01 Apr 2013, Rating: 4/5 Comment on This Article Your comment will be added automatically once you click on submit. Your name: Comment: Overall Rating out of Five: ZeroOneTwoThreeFourFive

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