We have seen the worst films, now some of the best moments!
16/08/08
10. "This Never Happened To The Other Fella" On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Taking over from Sean Connery, a tough gig for George Lazenby, a bit like when blonde himbo Peter Davidson took over from Tom Baker or whoever followed Hitler into office (imagine that job), but I think he pulls it off fine.
His first scene especially is a great Bond moment, shame about the Bum-chin.
9. "But Of Course You Are" Diamonds Are Forever
Two of Bond's favourite things in one scene, witticisms and tits, nice one!!
8. "You Should Never Go In There Without A Mongoose" Live And Let Die
Roger Moore doing what Roger Moore does best, making a chick look stupid and then slipping her his 007!
7. Bond Vs. Oddjob Goldfinger
There is no doubt this was an uneven fight, you wouldn't want to mess with Oddjob, but you wouldn't mind your chances once you had fired 10,000 vaults up his jacksie.
6. The Lotus Submarine The Spy Who Loved Me
Right, so listen carefully 007, you are being chased by a foxy chick in a helicopter who is firing machine guns at you, but just ahead there is a dock! You are running out of land fast, but don't worry, just pile as fast as you can into the water, press this button, and hey presto, a submarine!
You're fucking mad Q! This is awesome, I cant wait to find a use for it. Though I must say that build up scenario slightly far fetched Q, you really need a break. Who is that young fellow helping you out who looks like Basil Fawlty?*
*This is how I imagine the conversation went.
5. Bond Vs. Red Grant From Russia With Love
In an age where fighting in films was very much depicted as a drunken scuffle, Bond Vs. Red Grant is one of the finest early examples of two mad for it hard bastards going toe to toe and trying to kill each other.
Lovely stuff!
4. The Bungy Jump Goldeneye
What a way to introduce Pierce Brosnan, this Bond doesn't do doors or abseiling, no, he is an Extreme Bond, he Bungees into the danger areas. He even did extreme upside down ironing at Q's funeral.
3. The Crocodile Walk Live And Let Die
It just goes to show, put Bond anywhere and he will get out of it.
Put him on a tiny island covered in Crocodiles and he will just take the piss and walk over them all. I bet that had they left him on a patch of grass covered in snakes, he would have just whipped out his old chap and pissed in their faces.
Now you come to think of it, he is a bit of a smug bastard.
2. I Need Him Alive Casino Royale
What better way to prove to the world that you can cut it as 007 than by running through a wall?
In this scene Daniel Craig perfectly illustrates that the new Bond is all about guile and brute bleeding force!
AND FINALLY...
1. "So Does England" The Spy Who Loved Me
Quite simply, you either love or hate Roger Moore.
I do like Roger Moore, but from Moonraker onwards I think he lost it and so did the films. That said, this opening sequence is so bombastic and unashamedly brilliant (like someone shitting in your dinner and then handing you a cigar) that you cant help standing and applauding the man as the parachute opens!
Comments about This Article
Welcome brothers,
In my country Afganistan, Bond Movies are forbidden because Bond is gay and giving gay messages and gay is bad in my country. I wached them now and understanded why they are forbidden. But last bond which gollum playing was good. Comment By: Abdul Osman Cihat , 18 Nov 2008, Rating: 0/5
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