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Romancing The Stone - (Film) 
Hi, I'm Jack T Colton, I'm a rugged jungle man.
I sat down on my boat saturday night with my good wife Gene Wilder yo watch the film of my life, "Romancing the stone"
It was painful to watch the events again, I remember well losing all my birds when a bus crashed into my jeep, but then it was good seeing my good lady wife Gene Wilder again.
I can't wait to see "Jewell in the Nile" again. But Gene doesn't like that one, as she has to look at De-Vito's ass all over again, and we hated him, as he was small and funny looking.
Even though we often get bored and go on adventures, she still writes books, I still have my boat and I still collect rare birds.
I even once found a rare poo.
But the film was o.k, not great, I liked it when the man had his hand bitten off by a croc, I also liked it when you get to see my ass.
sweet.
Rating: 2/5
By Jack T Colton
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