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Oceans 11 - (Film) 
Hello.
Im Harvard De Large.
Mayor of Gruntfutt in Belguim.
inventor of the magnetoplasmadynamic thruster bike.
I just watched the feature film remake of oceans 11 starring brad pitt and George Clooney.
Well, what can i say?
well, firstly, my darling wife primrose was watching this when she fell up,she was in the garden making bird seeds, when she just went. ( a common problem here in belguim, areas with pockets of gravity missing) She was last seen on the moon, they sent an astronaught up to see if she was dead, after poking her with a stick and kicking her, he realised she was my wife and dead, so he drop kicked her into space, she was last seen floating past an alien space ship, which taking her to be a star trek, crashed into a space tree.
I thought it rude to stop the film, so we all sat down and watched it to the end.
Rubbish.
Wife dead, floating in space.Rating: 0/5
By Harvard De Large
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