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Snatch - (Film) 
Alright!
Im Dextor Fletcher, from Games master and The Rachel Papers.
I was also in Lick, stack and one smoking bubbles.
I borrowed this film from my care worker, so i thought i'd review it.
The first thing i noticed is that its by my great mate Guy Ritchie, but im not in it?
Secondly, its amazing.
Brag Pott is amazing as an irish man, almost as good as my american accent i had in Press Gang, when i played "Spike" the cheeky USA man,
I also liked Turk-ish, he was funny, he spoke over the top of the film like he was god.
Everyone answered a question with a question, then sarcasm, then question (like, "dont look at that","do i look like im looking at that?" "its not exactly a thing thats gopod is it?" "are you saying im looking at that?" "what are you? That man from the thing?", which is a very funny way of writing dialogue, its proper cok-e-ney you know, like me.
I liked the USA man, he swores alot and says, "im USA man and im angry" Then Frank reid says "do i look like im angry?????" then USA man says "you flip hole!" then frank reid says "you bottom!"
i liked Vinny Joness, he was funny, he played a man like he did before again.
I better go, i need to have a poo
Dextor Fletcher
The Games Master Oil Rig
Rating: 2/5
By Dextor Fletcher
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