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Correspondance From Mens Health Webzine - (Website) 
In response to Mr. Whan King's letter to the Mens online fitness, dukes and smoking guns webzine dated 18th. October 1972.
Dear Mr. Whan King,
Please accept my appologies for the tardiness of my reply regarding your letter about my article entitled, 'Have a body like Vin Diesel with only seven hours a day training'.
Unfortunately when I wrote the article in the early seventies I presumed the internet, Vin Diesel and many other things were a figment of my imagination and it has taken several decades of intensive therapy to come to terms with how you managed to respond with great compunction to something which actually didn't exist.
In reply to your question about using the 'Roids to bulk up'; I say go for it, what the fuck.
In reply to your question about increasing your daily calorie intake by consuming large quantities of flumps; I say why not go for a flump shake or perhaps even a flump smoothie instead.
Even though it is very much appreciated, I would be very happy if you could no longer subscribe to my webzine. As I don't actually own a computer I beleive you and your Vic 20 may be hacking directly into my thoughts. May I suggest you upgrade your computer or perhaps purchase a smart phone or Blueberry. May I also suggest you stop playing Hunchback and Jetpack on the Vic 20 as they are playing havoc with my day to day routine.
Thankyou in advance for your complience.
Best wishes
The editor of, Mens online fitness, dukes and smoking guns webzine
Douglass Bubbletrousers, Mr.
Rating: 5/5
By Lego Indiana Jones
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