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My Telly - (TV) 
It's big and it's square and spends most of the time waiting for a new series of Robin's Nest. Sometimes it wakes me up at night trying to climb the stairs like a fat Darlek claiming it's found the formula to the scoring system of Qi. One night when I appeared at the top of the stairs I noticed it was wagging it's front auxhiliary flap in excitement; so the next day I bought my telly a telly of it's own. Over the next few nights I heard my telly playing the smooth smooth sounds from late night classic fm. I thought nothing more of it; but then several weeks later I heard a mixture of cartoon noises coming from behind my telly. Upon closer inspection it revealed twelve little tellies all playing childrens shows. As the months went by most of the tellies left leaving only the one which liked Top Gear repeats and the one which liked French and Saunders. It was then that I discovered I'd had a gas leak for quite some time. After the leak was fixed I noticed I didn't actually own a telly.Rating: 0/5
By Lego Indiana Jones
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