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The Russell Brand Show - (Other)
Firstly, I would like to mention that my review will be in no way influenced by the recent controversy surrounding my grand daughter. Secondly, I would like to add that I am nothing if not a pragmatist. Thirdly, I would like to mention that I have as good, if not better, sense of humour than anyone I know.
I should really start by giving my side to the recent events that are now being hysterically reported in the news.
I returned home from my errands on that fateful evening and listened to my voicemail as usual. Whilst I was upset and shocked by the comments left, I could also see the funny side and have now accepted apologies in full from both performers.
I have also arranged to sleep with Jonathon Ross's wife and children once they reach the legal age of consent. I have also arranged with Russell Brand to get all the birds he gets coming his way to come round to my house and give me a right good seeing too.
I think this is the only way forward. I also left a message on Gordon Kaye's (René from Allo Allo) answer machine advising him that I rimmed his Alsatian.