The I-Spy Book of Helicopters - (Book)

2 years ago I received this book as a Christmas present from my sister Carol, I remember clearly the tag which said 'read this you twat & you'll know the difference between a helicopter ambulance & a military helicopter.

Obviously with her Jonathon Ross type speech impediment I wasn’t sure what Twat actually means. I presume it’s another word for Witchetty grub, which is word Carol has problems saying, in fact how we laugh when Carol comes down to my secure hide out in Spain & we get her to say “Witchetty Gwub” over & over again.

This book is ripping stuff from page to page with lots of different Helicopters, some with guns & some with missiles, which gives me an idea for another of my get rich quick schemes....hmm now where, is my good friend Simon Mann when I need him?

Rating: 2/5
By Mark Thatcher

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Comments about This Article

Simon... we did visit you in your prison cell to get a photograph, however you were too busy bumming, so we had to use a drawing instead. Comment By: Roger Wikipedia, 09 Oct 2008, Rating: 1/5

Wwots your pwoblem Simon, leave my bwother alone, you bloody oik!! Comment By: Carol Thatcher, 09 Oct 2008, Rating: 3/5

Dont get me started Thatcher. Prison is nice thanks, you should try it. I am Mr. Big of my wing and I get to bum people. Though, all this violence will never make up for the fact that the picture they have for me on Wikipedia is a drawing. Comment By: Simon Mann, 09 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5

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