David Blaine's Shitting Through The Eye of The Needle - (Other)

Hey. I'm Tony.
I was in New York today and happened to stop to see David Blaine and his new magic show. For any of you who don't know anything about his latest fuck-a-do wank, I shall enlighten you.
David Blaine is attempting to shit through the eye of a needle whilst being suspended in a box, upside down, under water, on fire and in ice.
Words cannot express how wonderful a sight it was in Time Square today, watching a man who claims to be a magician, defecating on to needle after needle. What a fucking hero he is. Let's hope he caps it all off by standing on one leg and claiming to levitate. Cunt.

Rating: 5/5
By Tony "the Fox" Fox

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Comments about This Article

Tonight on Watchdog we investigate... Why does David Blaine have the same initials as Derren Brown? We have the answers to the questions you haven't asked Comment By: Nicky Campbell, 26 Sep 2008, Rating: 1/5

Hey Tony, I've been chatting with his agent & I can tell you exclusively that his next stunt will involve trying not to draw attention to himself...I certainly hope he pulls that one out of the hat!! Comment By: Peter "The Wolf" Wolf, 23 Sep 2008, Rating: 3/5

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