Lidl ( or Is It Lidl, Lidl, Lidl or Lidl's ?) - (Other)

When I was 10 it was Shoot Magazine, when I was 14 it was Smash Hits, at 21 I was transfixed by who was in NME, when I got to 28 I always looked forward to Loaded...but now....the weekly LIDL brochure that drops through my letterbox.

Will there be cheap running shoes, cycling accessories, a 1000 piece jigsaw or various plants for the garden??? the wait each week for my weekly magic pamphlet fills me with excitement like a small child at Christmas.

Is it me or is LIDL a bit of a guilty pleasure?, you enjoy walking round it, but you would never socialise with anyone who was in there or actually admit to your friends where you've been!!!

If LIDL = Primark, Waitrose = Marks & Spencer’s, Tesco = British Home Stores does Morrison’s fit somewhere LIDL & Tesco? What about ASDA & Sainsbury?

Send your answers on a self-addressed stamped envelope to The Jackie Brambles Retirement Home For Small Badgers, Shake 'n' Vac, Bisto, WD40 1LUB

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By Brad Kilnker

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As the inventor of the Congo and a qualified G.P, I can confirm we do drink Um Bongo and have it coming out of our taps. Take this as sarcastic if you want. Comment By: Dr. Congo, 17 Sep 2008, Rating: 5/5

Bloody Lidl coming into our country with there cheap products...I tell you now I've had enough of it..did we fight a war for nothing....???!!! I'm sticking to Waitrose, they do a marvellous roast white rhino in um bongo sauce ..yum yum yum Comment By: Mr J Boothley - Hemorrhoid , 14 Aug 2008, Rating: 1/5

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