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Bram Stoker's Dracula - (Film)


Having recently broken the law in California, I decided to move to Engerland and blend in with the natives.
A buddy of mine suggested I rent Dracula from the video store and study Keanu Reeves' Engerlish voice, I tell you boy, what an actor.
He is awesome, I am now living in Engerland and fitting in like a Duck to oil slick. My neighbor is Dick Van Dyke, I didn't know he was cock-kneed?

Rating: 5/5
By Dan Fosling

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