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Wanted - (Film)


I was let out into public today to do a spot of the lady sniffing and staring at their bare legs through my mirrored shades whilst pretending to look in another direction. I soon strained my eyes so decided to go see wanted. With my lego discount coupon I felt I was in for a treat. Unfortunately I made the bad choice of whipping my lego cock out of it's holster and trying to place it on A. Jolly's lips whenever she came on screen: You know when you close one eye in an attempt to bring 2d and 3d together. After sqeezing out several miss-timed white lego double bricks, or as I call them: spunk, over Morgan Fairchildfreeman I noticed the end credits were on. Don't know how the film went but I had a good time.

Rating: 3/5
By Lego Indiana Jones

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The same thing happened to me when I saw this film, except I got arrested.
Comment By: Lego Chunk from the Goonies, 29 Jun 2008, Rating: 4/5
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