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Air Force One - (Film)


Hello, I am Mark Kermode, this is my words.

Terrorism is rife in the world, no more so than on planes.
In this film Harrison Ford is terrorised and humilateed on a plane by Gary Oldmans.
I am sure you would not be surprised to learn that I didn't enjoy this film very much, one of my nipples is missing and it was on my mind to be honest.
The best thing about this film is that I found a Malteser that was stuck together with 3 other ones, what a treat, though I later found out it was a poo.

Rating: 0/5
By Mark Kermode

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