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Jumpin Jack Flash - (Film) 
My name is Jack Hanson.
I am a spy.
And like every spy, when trapped in eastern europe with no way out, with enemy spies about to murder me,I send random coded messages to random bank workers in America.
The point to this is simple.
Research suggests that if you are a spy it is best to send messages to bank workers, as they are more likely to help you, especially if they are lonely and think you may pork them.
For example, last month I was trapped in Iraq, so I sent a message out to City Bank of New York, making sure I include a spurious code to crack, so it takes longer for someone to speak with me, then I send them on ridiculous errands to pass code words and phrases on to random people at the embassy and then, in about a week, I was rescued.
That is the best way, believe me.
Now if you work for a bank, remember, my name is Jumpin Jack Flash, Listen to me to find the key.Rating: 5/5
By Jack Hanson
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