Posted by Professor Shoes on August 24, 2006 at 21:36:01:

Hello I'm Professor Shoes (i'm the cool guy in the trainers). My colleagues think i'm crazy for inventing this latest invention. it's a techno rave mirror.
by looking at it you'll believe you're the greatest techno dancer that's ever lived. check out the moves i'm bringing to the floor!
quite amazing really, i think i should get the nobel prize for this.
Keep Dancing Kids,
Professor Shoes