Posted by Alan Gripps on July 12, 2006 at 10:22:10:
Hello.
I was in the toilets at the London Paladium when in walks Ian Hislop, he began to wee and then did a massive loud and pungent trump!
"Have I got news for you!" I said, "That stinks!!!"
He tried to say something witty but Paul Merton burst in and stole his laughs.