Posted by Guilt Jonas on June 20, 2006 at 21:07:20:
In Reply to: Amish Facts posted by Amish Bob on May 16, 2006 at 13:44:45:

The Amish, of which I am one, are not allowed to eat pies - meat, gravy and pastry are sinful independently of eachother however. We are allowed use of the Sega dreamcast since sega ceased production of the same. We mostly play the japanese title "Amish Triathalon". I once beat my friend Jonas 3 barn raises to 2 in that.
In the summer, it is you who are the idiots, because we recieve the cooling benefit of your ice-cream whilst you go without. and laughing makes you sweat.
I am off to the washing lake now - my sinful parts won;t wash themselves.
Thanks.