Posted by Phil Cool on May 11, 2006 at 11:31:27:
Where has Phil Cool been you ask?
Well, Phil Cool is alive and well and has been living in deepest Lancashire with his wife and family.
So, why have you not seen Phil on television for so long? Well, he’s no good at gardening and decorating and he can’t cook and doesn’t do D.I.Y. so what chance does he stand?
Look! Dump your T.V in the nearest skip and get out to the theatre to see Phil because he’ll be out and about in the U.K doing what he does best… live shows. After watching the new Phil Cool show you won’t realise that two hours plus has flown by, because you will have been spellbound by a rich diversity of his original material delivered in Phil’s unique style.
If the deadly accurate impressions of Bush and Blair don’t get you, the crazy stories from his own experience will. Or maybe it will be Phil’s rendition of Joe Brand that will finish you off. It could even be one of the weird characters that only inhabit Phil Cool’s mind that has you in stitches. Beware, you might just bust a gut when his Billy Connolly tries to teach you of the perils of using too many profanities by slipping into the entire cast of Dad’s army.
Well, no doubt you’ll all have your favorites, Phil’s happens to be his Paul McCartney bringing John Lennon back to life by means of a tape recorder.
Phil has been performing stand up for thirty years and is still comparable to no-one. So do yourself a favour and go see this legendary cult figure in his prime.
Do not miss this show.
P.s - I am also a twat.