Posted by Philip K. Blame on May 02, 2006 at 12:40:11:
If anyone lives in the Kent area I will be holding a King Arthur competition sunday in my garage.
I have set a giant broadsword in concrete and anyone who attends is welcome to try and remove the sword from the concrete.
Who ever suceeds will be crowned king of Kent.
To attend you must fill the following criteria :
1. You must be called Arthur for the name to work, it MUST be King Arthur.
2. If you are not called Arthur you must be willing to change your name via deed-poll.
3. You must have a beard.
4. You must wear armour.
5. You must be prepared to grow a beard if you have not got one.
6. You must like pickle.
If you like the above things, I will see you Sunday, from 6pm, 18 Lackingstone Drive, Kent.
Phil.