Posted by Dunny Cotswald on April 26, 2006 at 12:06:44:
The Pitch :
Carry on Killing
Or The Peter Sutcliffe Story
or The Hammer Must Fall
or Jack of all trades
or P.s I Love You
Or Brass dead prossie
Cast
Peter Sutcliffe : Shane Ritchie
Perkins : James Dreyfuss
Prossie#1 : Ronnie Ancona
Prossie#2 : Jessie Wallace
Prossie#3 : Hollyoaks Girl with weird eyes and hair
DCI George : Joe Pasqualie
DC Franks : Phil Tuffnal
The Hoaxer : David Jason
The Newsman : Ronnie Corbett
Judge : Stephen Fry
Quotes
Peter : "This is what I use to bang with"
Prossie#1"That's a big one"
Peter : "Yes, and the hammer is'nt bad either, wahwahwah"
Prossie#1 :"wahwahwahwahwah"
Perkins "I wish you'd put that big tool in my box"
Peter : It will be a tight squeeze
Perkins : No, my TOOL BOX is quite big, hehehhehhee, OOOH!"
Swanny Whistle : phuuuuuuuuuuup!!
Peter : "I gave her a good bonking"