A Day Ruined

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Posted by Teddy Rar Rar Pipkin on January 18, 2006 at 09:41:57:

Dear Pig,
Oh, you missed a delightful party in Rohampton last week.
Giles arrived with his wife, they both looked simply delightful, though one did wonder at what
she was doing with such an oaf like old stinky Peppers!
Larky Baines arrived half sozzled and seemed to be dancing all night, with Susie Cooper I might add!
I was sat in the drawing room with dear old Hen, we talked all night about what a lovely year it has been, how we all somehow
seemed to be getting closer, even though in the weeks to come we may be torn apart, I did mention that all of us chaps will all be soon
going to war, but Hen wouldnt have it, she simply wanted us to all have fun while we were here.
She's such a good fruit, she even cooked all us chaps a slap up brekkie the next day to sooth our aching heads!
We all piled into George's welcome wagon and roared off into Cambridge, dear old Claire needed some new hat pins.
We dropped the girls off at a delightful little pub as Binky needed to get home to fetch his rubber johnnys.
On the main road we encountered a blasted pack of honey monsters, we faught them off as best we could.
I'm afraid Corky bought it, the alpha male of the honey monsters ripped him limb from limb, Simpkins lost a leg to one of the blighters and Binky an arm.
When will these damn honey monsters be culled? i'm getting sick and tired of their random attacks, they are quite simply a menace, there does not seem to be enough honey in the world to stay their ravenous hunger for sweet.
I'm only writing this really to ask for help, what with your uncle Peter being a top scientist for the top brass, perhaps you know of any honey monster related developments?
I hear a gun is being developed to combat them?
We will ever escape their dominence?
I hear there will be a comet storm Wednesday night.
I hope we dont go blind, as I feel the honey monsters will inheret the earth, or have it for a day.

I was sorry to hear about William, he was such a roaring bum hole.

Your friend,

Teddy "Rar Rar" Pipkin
xxx

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Comments: : Dear Pig, : Oh, you missed a delightful party in Rohampton last week. : Giles arrived with his wife, they both looked simply delightful, though one did wonder at what : she was doing with such an oaf like old stinky Peppers! : Larky Baines arrived half sozzled and seemed to be dancing all night, with Susie Cooper I might add! : I was sat in the drawing room with dear old Hen, we talked all night about what a lovely year it has been, how we all somehow : seemed to be getting closer, even though in the weeks to come we may be torn apart, I did mention that all of us chaps will all be soon : going to war, but Hen wouldnt have it, she simply wanted us to all have fun while we were here. : She's such a good fruit, she even cooked all us chaps a slap up brekkie the next day to sooth our aching heads! : We all piled into George's welcome wagon and roared off into Cambridge, dear old Claire needed some new hat pins. : We dropped the girls off at a delightful little pub as Binky needed to get home to fetch his rubber johnnys. : On the main road we encountered a blasted pack of honey monsters, we faught them off as best we could. : I'm afraid Corky bought it, the alpha male of the honey monsters ripped him limb from limb, Simpkins lost a leg to one of the blighters and Binky an arm. : When will these damn honey monsters be culled? i'm getting sick and tired of their random attacks, they are quite simply a menace, there does not seem to be enough honey in the world to stay their ravenous hunger for sweet. : I'm only writing this really to ask for help, what with your uncle Peter being a top scientist for the top brass, perhaps you know of any honey monster related developments? : I hear a gun is being developed to combat them? : We will ever escape their dominence? : I hear there will be a comet storm Wednesday night. : I hope we dont go blind, as I feel the honey monsters will inheret the earth, or have it for a day. : I was sorry to hear about William, he was such a roaring bum hole. : Your friend, : Teddy "Rar Rar" Pipkin : xxx Optional Fields:
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