Spiderman

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Posted by Clive Bennett on November 23, 2005 at 15:35:07:

Hello.
Last night I walked right up to a spider and lingered over it holding a shoe, the spider made no attempt to move, so I wacked it with the shoe, dead.
Now, what I want to know is, how come Spiderman has a spidey-sense? surely it would be rubbish.
For instance, in the motion picture "Spiderman" when Peter Parker is about to be punched by Flash, nothing would have happened, he would have not known it was coming and would of probably got beaten spidey-senseless, in fact that's what it should be called, "Spidey-Senseless"
Now a "fly sense" would be better, those little fucks move before you even think about swatting them with a jazz mag.

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