Posted by Fyodor Fyodorovich on February 01, 2005 at 12:11:35:
Dear Capitalist Western Pigs,
I am a the Ukrianian man from the Ukraine. What did you manage to do this year? You managed to not make your corrupt Western prime-minister resign, and nothing else. In Ukraine we managed to make that happen, and now we have a less corrupt President. We got some medals at the Olympics - medals won by sweat where yours were won by pity. We also won Eurovision whilst your hopes were dashed by astounding demin mediocrity. And now we hold the title of "the country that the World's Strongest Man comes from". We are unstoppable where you are complacent McDonalds eating people.
Thank you for your time.