Posted by Reitter Betten on July 19, 2005 at 12:58:33:
Good day my english friends, first i should say that my english is ungood.
I have been looking at your site and i must say that it is funny.
I really like the shapes and colours that you have, i also like the funny forum, i think we have fun on the forum yes?
I was born in the outskirts of Hamburg, a small town called Duukovern.
We had simple needs, we liked to watch the funny man on funny hour, he dressed like lady and shot fire from his pee pee, this was the weekly religious show called "name that hymn" which was a favourite of ours.
Seventeen years have passed since i saw my magpie, "maggie" was my friends, but i had to release her/him as he/she kept popping my milk and bike tyres.
I have heard tale that My friend at school Carl went on to be in the sylvester stallone directed follow up to saturday night fever called "Staying Alive" he played the second electric robot plimsole on the left in scene 26.
It was during my dreams that i saw him, all resplendant in jewell and finery, it was Samuel Hassen, lead singer of "Liebe-Phasenhund" my favourite band, their first single was simply called "Gibt es keine Beine?" which went straight to number 7 in the german charts.
Lenny, my friend at school knew Samuel's little kid sister called Lemchuk, she was our friend immedietly, just so i could get to know Samuel, however, it was never to be, Samuel was killed during the fall of the Berlin wall, he was singing and dancing in celebration and was crushed when it fell, a unique and pointless death.
That is why i can never go back, that is why i cry sometimes.
At Samuel's funeral we all cried "gibt es keine Beine?" played quietly on the mouth organ by his grandmutey, we all walked in a sombre line to his grave and watched as the caskett was lowered down, down into the darkness, into the eternal pit of sleep,we all sang a hymn and i cried.
When i returned home Lenny and Lemchuk and I played the biscuit game, i lost, such a bitter end to a sad day.
But on the brightside, i am now a gay, which is groovy.