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Cajun Fingers Foreign My Passport Robocop Gurrier The Horror of It All Butter My Biscuits Minder Monkey Seaman Tattoo Dr. Dolittle Monkey Come Extra Sensitive Toothpaste Captain Chicken The Blues Ping Pong Bud Spencer Giles Angel Data Table Tennis Aloe Vera Betty Swollocks Robin Murgal Martin Reegs Gabriel Cash Ray Tango Harold Faltermeyer Ben Richards Vincent Benedict

Cajun Fingers verb
The action of dipping ones fingers in Cajun seasoning before picking your nose and eating the tasty reward.
When used in conversation-
Ava- "This fish tastes funny !"
Adolf- "And"
Ava- "Does it have some kind of seasoning on it ?"
Adolf- "And"
Ava- "And what ?"
Adolf- "And"
Ava- "Who's that at the door ?"
Winston- "Hello, I've fetched a dish of Cajun Fingers"
Adolf- "And"
Winston- "And that's all"
Ava- "Mmmm"
Adolf- "Mmmm"
Winston- "Mmmm"
The Fonz- "Heyy"
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 01/01/2009

Foreign adjective
Descriptive of anywhere outside of good old Blighty; where the people all talk gibberish and are usually nasty.
n/b- they may also be talking gobbledygook.
Oh no it's too late, there all over the country confining good old Blighty to my shed; the shed that I never built and now poor old Blighty has nowhere to hide and tearfully wanders from town to town looking for a young Eric Sykes to dwell in until one day it's found under a cobblestone bridge swearing at passers by in French drinking Chivers apricot whisky and singing the 2008 eurovision entry by Sebastian Tellier.
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 01/12/2008

My Passport noun
Where is it? I'm flying in an hour !
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 02/11/2008

Robocop noun
Who is he? What is he? Where does he come from?
Submitted by Arthur Pint, 31/10/2008

Gurrier adjective
A baaaaaaad man!
Submitted by This is Posh....?™, 21/10/2008

The Horror of It All adjective
The outcome from letting Steve Guttenberg decorate your home.
When used in conversation
Tom - What have you been up to today Steve ?
Steve - I've daubed poo and felt tip marks all over the walls of your bachelor pad in fast motion
Ted - The horror of it all
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 19/10/2008

Butter My Biscuits adjective
An unhealthy snack option.
When used in conversation -
Ralph- "Did Bella Emburg come round last night"
The Fonz- "Yes, she buttered my biscuits good and proper"
Ralph- "Sweet"
Audience- Whoops and applause as Father Dowling removes his pants
Father Dowling- "She can butter my biscuits any time"
The Fonz- "Heyyy"
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 07/10/2008

Minder noun
Ginger haired ex-con who will happily punch anyone you want to death as long as it "occurs" between his endless slipping of lengths to posh birds and Rula Lenska
Submitted by Ted, 06/10/2008

Monkey Seaman noun
Naval ape.
Submitted by Ted, 06/10/2008

Tattoo other
Something a Church of England clergyman has recommended that gay men have placed on their person, denoting the following, "Sodomy can seriously damage your health".
I note that they have not called for an age limit to be put on there. (Satire).
Submitted by Rory Bremners, 06/10/2008

Dr. Dolittle noun
Qualified Doctor who when caught by his wife in bed with a donkey, monkey, dog, pig and goose, claimed he could walk with the animals, talk with the animals,Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals. He was arrested the following day when a half dead sexed out monkey was found in his bin.
Submitted by Ted, 01/10/2008

Monkey Come verb
The demand you make to your trained monkey when they are not behaving in the correct fashion & standing by your side!
Submitted by Smokey Earl, 01/10/2008

Extra Sensitive Toothpaste noun
Toothpaste that doesn't like being squeezed to hard!
Submitted by Smokey Earl , 30/09/2008

Captain Chicken noun
Legendary explorer who discovered the chicken and brought it back to England in 1312. Was known to be the first man to say," Ain't you got no reggae?" to a D.J.
When cooking a feast for his men he fell into the giant pot. Not wanting to waste good meat, his men ate him and used his hair to dress their action men.
Submitted by Ted, 25/09/2008

The Blues adjective
Type of music that always starts with the line "My Baby She Left Me"
Submitted by Smokey Earl, 25/09/2008

Ping Pong verb
To "Ping" smelly pooh pooh around a room using an elastic band
Submitted by Smokey Earl, 25/09/2008

Bud Spencer noun
Burly owner of a red dune buggy with a yellow top, dislikes cigar smoke. Damage that dune buggy at your peril. On discovery of damaged red dune buggy with yellow top, Bud will get mad and bash you on the head, make a joke about your fighting prowess and then punch you to death. Known to like Beans and Onions.
Submitted by Ted, 24/09/2008

Giles noun
Briddish Ripper who looks after Buffet and her friends. Known to remove glasses when ever he spouts gibberish.
Submitted by Ted, 24/09/2008

Angel noun
Ageless immortal vampire, who is able to get fatter, slower and older as the series progresses.
Submitted by Dermot, 24/09/2008

Data noun
Advanced futuristic Android who is able to gain large amounts of weight as the series progresses.
Submitted by Ted, 24/09/2008

Table Tennis other
To hit a table between two tennis rackets. Game popular with the mentally ill and Welsh.
Submitted by Arthur Pint, 23/09/2008

Aloe Vera other
Popular phrase used in Coronation Street between 1978 & 2007
Submitted by Smokey Earl, 23/09/2008

Betty Swollocks noun
The oversize lady who works at the roadside caff deemed too un-hygenic to work in the local school or prison kitchens. Whilst ordering a bacon sandwich you may notice her trademark move as she produces a prewarmed bap from under her armpit and utters the phrase "ta chuck, mug 'o' tea for 99p"
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 22/09/2008

Robin Murgal noun
Best ever friend with Martin Reegs, who is a lethal weapon. Too old for most shit and always retiring. Crazy son-of-a-bitch.
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

Martin Reegs noun
Lethal weapon, best ever friends with Robin Murgal. Glad he isn't Gabriel Cash
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

Gabriel Cash noun
Maverick cop who has a gun in his boot and lots of gadgets, really wants to be Martin Reegs.
Submitted by Tedq, 22/09/2008

Ray Tango noun
Maverick cop who reads the Wall Street Journal and thinks that Rambo is a pussy. Also a prize winning cock end.
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

Harold Faltermeyer noun
One trick pony.
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

Ben Richards noun
The butcher of bakersfield. The only man framed by a 5 man camera crew. Known to run alot.
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

Vincent Benedict noun
Vincent was placed in an orphanage run by nuns in Los Angeles, California. Vincent escaped from the orphanage as soon as he was old enough and developed into the ultimate lowlife, involved in shady business deals and car theft and in debt to loan sharks. He is also a womanizer and a smart aleck with a very greedy lust for money. He is about to be beaten up by the loan sharks when he is arrested for unpaid parking fines.
He was later killed by his giant Austrian brother and burried in a shallow grave.
In the end, both brothers end up having pairs of twins with their respective wives.
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

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