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Balls in a Sling Banana Bay of Pigs Bay of Pigs Beadle Bell-End Bowls Ben Richards Betty Swollocks Bgt Bi-Polar Birmingham City Bobby Bowling Bouncer Breakdancing Brian Cant Broken Arm Broken Face Broken Leg Broken Neck Buck Bud Spencer Buggle Bum-Chin Butter My Biscuits

Balls in a Sling verb
When the Mayor is riding the D.A's ass and the chief threatens to kick your bosses ass so hard you could build a pool in it, your boss advises you that if you don't complete this task you will have your 'balls in a sling'
Submitted by Ted, 29/03/2006

Banana noun
Often mistaken as a nose by Q. A mistake that lead to a five year prison sentence for cannibalism. However he only served eight minutes after substituting himself for John Cleese who was just happy to get a serious role; one that he\'d perfected in Clockwise.
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 30/12/2010

Bay of Pigs adjective
A herbal tea, according to the M.T.V.I.A.

Sorry, no old C.I.A., new C.I.A. Jokes.
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 17/02/2009

Bay of Pigs adjective
Another name for Blackpool Beach
Submitted by Smokey Earl, 20/02/2009

Beadle verb
Shorthand.
'Sandra, take a memo, Dear Mr Hewitt, why oh why do we have to...I say Sandra, what ever is wrong?'
'Sorry sir, I just can't keep up'
'Dear oh dear Sandra, do they not teach Beadle at secretary college these days?'
Submitted by Ted, 23/03/2006

Bell-End Bowls noun
To move a large ball accross a lovely smooth green using ones Bell-End, popular in the Tropics.
Submitted by Ted, 07/04/2006

Ben Richards noun
The butcher of bakersfield. The only man framed by a 5 man camera crew. Known to run alot.
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

Betty Swollocks noun
The oversize lady who works at the roadside caff deemed too un-hygenic to work in the local school or prison kitchens. Whilst ordering a bacon sandwich you may notice her trademark move as she produces a prewarmed bap from under her armpit and utters the phrase "ta chuck, mug 'o' tea for 99p"
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 22/09/2008

Bgt noun
(abbr) abbreviated name of a hugely popular independant television programme which claim that the people of this fair isle have talent; when in fact the very people who they make this claim about rarely show any kind of skills other than mimicary, singing someone elses songs and the need to be judged by a panel of meglomaniacs who all suffer from exaggerated jaw syndrome.
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 30/05/2009

Bi-Polar adjective
Artic Bear who likes men and lady bears.
Submitted by Ted, 12/07/2009

Birmingham City noun
For when you haven't got a football team.

Bobby Bowling verb
Breast based bowling game, popular with the wild women of the woods.
Submitted by Ted, 21/06/2006

Bouncer adjective
Either the dog in Neighbours or a man outside a late night high street pub. Can't remember which.
One is likely to kick me in the shin.
Submitted by Bozo, 08/09/2008

Breakdancing adjective
Moving ones body to music whilst on lunch from work or out smoking a fag.
Can also mean moving the middle peddle of your car whilst making jazz hands to music.
Can also mean appearing in a broadway chorus line with a shattered fibula.
Submitted by Ted, 23/03/2006

Brian Cant noun
Oh yes he can
Submitted by Smokey Earl, 18/09/2008

Broken Arm verb
When you break your arm.
Submitted by Herman, 23/03/2006

Broken Face verb
When you break your face.
Submitted by Ted, 06/04/2006

Broken Leg adjective
when you break your leg
Submitted by Toby, 22/03/2006

Broken Neck verb
When you break your neck.
Submitted by Ted, 06/04/2006

Buck adjective
"His name is Buck, and he is here for luck."

Taken from the childrens book of Kill Bill, Smack Bill.
Submitted by Ted, 17/07/2009

Bud Spencer noun
Burly owner of a red dune buggy with a yellow top, dislikes cigar smoke. Damage that dune buggy at your peril. On discovery of damaged red dune buggy with yellow top, Bud will get mad and bash you on the head, make a joke about your fighting prowess and then punch you to death. Known to like Beans and Onions.
Submitted by Ted, 24/09/2008

Buggle verb
To kill a radio star with a VHS cassette tape.

"What happened to Sarah Kennedy?"
"She was Buggled with this Matsui 90 minute tape"
"We have to catch this serial killer"
"I know, we can't keep putting the blame on VCR."
Submitted by Yorkie Bar, 28/08/2008

Bum-Chin adjective
Genetic disorder that affects Hollywood leading men,a giant pair of bum cheeks grow on their chin, somehow making them more desirable to women.
famous sufferers include, George Clooney, Clark Gable, Ben Affleck, Timothy Dalton
Submitted by Ted, 23/03/2006

Butter My Biscuits adjective
An unhealthy snack option.
When used in conversation -
Ralph- "Did Bella Emburg come round last night"
The Fonz- "Yes, she buttered my biscuits good and proper"
Ralph- "Sweet"
Audience- Whoops and applause as Father Dowling removes his pants
Father Dowling- "She can butter my biscuits any time"
The Fonz- "Heyyy"
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 07/10/2008

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