Magic
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Guide Dogs For The Blind
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Water Retention
An Interview With Guilt Johnson
Interview
BAD T.V 
| | Magic | "Can you believe it!?" Mr. Singh kept shouting, as loud as he could. "Paul Daniels coming to our local community centre!"
I asked Mr. Singh if he wouldn't mind being quiet for a bit as we were at Bruno's funeral and his family looked a bit annoyed.
Bruno had died trying to catch his ex-girlfriend cheating on him. He was up a ladder spying on her, sadly, he hadn't attached it to anything and he was hit by a runaway helicopter. I suspected that may have been a lie and that he may have been murdered, but that's what Mr. Singh told me when he got home from helicopter school.
The fact remained, it was true, Paul Daniels was coming to our town, for one night only, to entertain us. Mr. Singh was brylcreaming his hair over and over again in a poor attempt to "find a new look to impress Debbie McGee."
I explained that although he looked very nice, McGee liked a man with power, charisma and mystery, but she was married to Paul Daniels. Mr. Singh asked if I thought he could kiss a lady ever again. I thought about it, but said yes.
The evening arrived and we went to see Paul Daniels. Mr. Singh started the night as he meant to go on and heckled Paul immedietly. "You call that magic?" Paul mentioned that he hadn't done anything yet, but Mr. Singh replied, "Magic? Ha!" It was at that moment I realised that I need to do something new, I need to find a new challenge, I walked into the reception of our leisure centre to have a think. Mr. Singh was thrown out a few seconds later brandishing, what he claimed was, Debbie McGee's telephone number. It turned out to be a raffle ticket.
Mr. Singh called it anyway, Martin Daniels is on his way over.
16/07/09
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