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Someone Else Holding the Baby Blues
11/01/12
Back to the Future Too
30/12/11
Untold Cooper
29/12/11
A British Defence Against America
08/12/11
Not So Marvellous
07/12/11
We need to talk about Gervais
19/10/11
A Quarter Life Crisis
06/10/11
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
05/10/11
An open letter to George Lucas.
01/09/11
Burn Hollywood Burn
19/07/11
The Apprenticed
18/07/11
In Praise of ITV
03/07/11
Sick
28/06/11
Know the Drill
03/06/11
Modern Cinemas are Rubbish
02/06/11
My Tooth Story
26/05/11
Game of PWNS
24/05/11
West is West
19/05/11
Crime Crime Crime
17/05/11
The Bored Room
11/05/11
The Future Shock
09/05/11
The Worm That Eats Itself
06/05/11
The Life Atwatic
24/04/11
Driving Like A Dick
17/04/11
A Penny For My Thoughts
27/03/11
The Needle and the Damage Done
23/03/11
The Meaning of Life Part 1 : Birth
16/03/11
10 O Clock Dive
21/01/11
Falling off of the Witches Hat
19/01/11
Small Talk
18/01/11
The Waiting Game
13/01/11
2011
05/01/11
2010
31/12/10
Police Stop
30/12/10
Z Cast
29/12/10
The Crazy Adventures of Bastian and Atreyu
09/12/10
A note to my son or daughter.
08/12/10
Baby I can drive your car
22/10/10
A Good Society
10/09/10
The National Sport of Rubbernecking
09/09/10
Scanners 2
08/09/10
What mean Expendable?
07/09/10
Adventures in Babyhaving
06/09/10
Warning : Speculation
12/07/10
Adventures in driving
07/07/10
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
05/07/10
Pipe Up
23/04/10
More Bard News
21/04/10
Volcanoes and Elections
20/04/10
Grumpy Old Deathwish
29/03/10
The Apple
27/03/10
1987
26/03/10
The Long Bad Wednesday
25/03/10
Art for Art's Sake
23/03/10
Modern Slash
22/03/10
A Little Bit 'Special'
16/03/10
Dead Happy
05/03/10
Video Killed The Radio Stars
03/03/10
Sunday Zoo
01/03/10
Im Flugzeug
20/02/10
Radio Times
17/02/10
Intellectual Property
16/02/10
Happy Loveday
15/02/10
A Load of Pony
25/01/10
I Want To Lie Down With A Lion
18/01/10
'You Lecherous Moron'
17/01/10
A National Treasure
15/01/10
Snow
13/01/10
Friday The 13th
12/01/10
Steaks are High
11/01/10
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
16/11/09
BBC Bashing
10/11/09
Kenny Effing Powers!
09/11/09
No More Heroes
06/11/09
What I Did In My Holidays
04/11/09
Jellyneck
22/09/09
Can Buy Me Love
10/09/09
Memory Lane
27/08/09
Shitting Stars
26/08/09
The Life and Death of My Pop Star Life
25/08/09
Are You Being Offended?
24/08/09
My Generation
14/08/09
Home Alone 2 : Lost In 1939-1945
12/08/09
Home Alone
29/07/09
Context
28/07/09
Summer is a bummer
27/07/09
Time Waster
26/07/09
Yes, but how did it Happen??
25/07/09
He Must Have Some Agent
24/07/09
Day 2
23/07/09
A New Morning
22/07/09
The Sadness
21/07/09
Who Punishes The Punisher?
17/07/09
The New Blog
09/07/09
Baby, You're A Ritchie Man
21/05/09
An Englishman's Home Is His Castle
20/05/09
The Return
05/05/09
Double Trouble
06/04/09
It's The End Of The World As I Know It
05/04/09
Not Good Enough
30/03/09
Picture This
24/03/09
Size Matters
22/03/09
The Death of Mother Tongue
19/03/09
I Am Modern Man
18/03/09
Not Ready
16/03/09
Watched
10/03/09
Wired
08/03/09
The Running Man
26/02/09
Run, Fatboy, Run
25/02/09
Absent Friends
09/02/09
Snow Wonder
02/02/09
A New Breed of Hero
21/01/09
You Be The Judge
20/01/09
Take Hart
18/01/09
What's In A Name?
17/01/09
Don't Remake Me Over
16/01/09
Random Fluctuations In The Space Time Continuum!
08/01/09
The Future Is Already Written
07/01/09
The Shortest Story Ever Told
06/01/09
Demon Seed
03/01/09
2008
30/12/08
What's Cooking?
29/12/08
A Feel Good Story
21/12/08
The Curse
19/12/08
He's Not The Messiah!
15/12/08
Who throws a shoe?
14/12/08
Sneaky Christmas
10/12/08
Feeling Blu
09/12/08
SHT
07/12/08
Gategate
02/12/08
Comedy of Errors
30/11/08
For What It's Worth
27/11/08
Alan Partridge and Other Less Successful Characters
23/11/08
National Expression
20/11/08
A View To A Job
18/11/08
Last Bus Gone
17/11/08
Jungle Nobodies
12/11/08
The Cage Strain
11/11/08
A Common Practice In Poland
07/11/08
Close Encounters of the West Country Kind
06/11/08
David Brent Would Vote For Barack Obama
05/11/08
I am Legend
04/11/08
Setting The President In The Art World
03/11/08
My Word Is My Bond
02/11/08
11/01/12
Back to the Future Too
30/12/11
Untold Cooper
29/12/11
A British Defence Against America
08/12/11
Not So Marvellous
07/12/11
We need to talk about Gervais
19/10/11
A Quarter Life Crisis
06/10/11
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
05/10/11
An open letter to George Lucas.
01/09/11
Burn Hollywood Burn
19/07/11
The Apprenticed
18/07/11
In Praise of ITV
03/07/11
Sick
28/06/11
Know the Drill
03/06/11
Modern Cinemas are Rubbish
02/06/11
My Tooth Story
26/05/11
Game of PWNS
24/05/11
West is West
19/05/11
Crime Crime Crime
17/05/11
The Bored Room
11/05/11
The Future Shock
09/05/11
The Worm That Eats Itself
06/05/11
The Life Atwatic
24/04/11
Driving Like A Dick
17/04/11
A Penny For My Thoughts
27/03/11
The Needle and the Damage Done
23/03/11
The Meaning of Life Part 1 : Birth
16/03/11
10 O Clock Dive
21/01/11
Falling off of the Witches Hat
19/01/11
Small Talk
18/01/11
The Waiting Game
13/01/11
2011
05/01/11
2010
31/12/10
Police Stop
30/12/10
Z Cast
29/12/10
The Crazy Adventures of Bastian and Atreyu
09/12/10
A note to my son or daughter.
08/12/10
Baby I can drive your car
22/10/10
A Good Society
10/09/10
The National Sport of Rubbernecking
09/09/10
Scanners 2
08/09/10
What mean Expendable?
07/09/10
Adventures in Babyhaving
06/09/10
Warning : Speculation
12/07/10
Adventures in driving
07/07/10
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
05/07/10
Pipe Up
23/04/10
More Bard News
21/04/10
Volcanoes and Elections
20/04/10
Grumpy Old Deathwish
29/03/10
The Apple
27/03/10
1987
26/03/10
The Long Bad Wednesday
25/03/10
Art for Art's Sake
23/03/10
Modern Slash
22/03/10
A Little Bit 'Special'
16/03/10
Dead Happy
05/03/10
Video Killed The Radio Stars
03/03/10
Sunday Zoo
01/03/10
Im Flugzeug
20/02/10
Radio Times
17/02/10
Intellectual Property
16/02/10
Happy Loveday
15/02/10
A Load of Pony
25/01/10
I Want To Lie Down With A Lion
18/01/10
'You Lecherous Moron'
17/01/10
A National Treasure
15/01/10
Snow
13/01/10
Friday The 13th
12/01/10
Steaks are High
11/01/10
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
16/11/09
BBC Bashing
10/11/09
Kenny Effing Powers!
09/11/09
No More Heroes
06/11/09
What I Did In My Holidays
04/11/09
Jellyneck
22/09/09
Can Buy Me Love
10/09/09
Memory Lane
27/08/09
Shitting Stars
26/08/09
The Life and Death of My Pop Star Life
25/08/09
Are You Being Offended?
24/08/09
My Generation
14/08/09
Home Alone 2 : Lost In 1939-1945
12/08/09
Home Alone
29/07/09
Context
28/07/09
Summer is a bummer
27/07/09
Time Waster
26/07/09
Yes, but how did it Happen??
25/07/09
He Must Have Some Agent
24/07/09
Day 2
23/07/09
A New Morning
22/07/09
The Sadness
21/07/09
Who Punishes The Punisher?
17/07/09
The New Blog
09/07/09
Baby, You're A Ritchie Man
21/05/09
An Englishman's Home Is His Castle
20/05/09
The Return
05/05/09
Double Trouble
06/04/09
It's The End Of The World As I Know It
05/04/09
Not Good Enough
30/03/09
Picture This
24/03/09
Size Matters
22/03/09
The Death of Mother Tongue
19/03/09
I Am Modern Man
18/03/09
Not Ready
16/03/09
Watched
10/03/09
Wired
08/03/09
The Running Man
26/02/09
Run, Fatboy, Run
25/02/09
Absent Friends
09/02/09
Snow Wonder
02/02/09
A New Breed of Hero
21/01/09
You Be The Judge
20/01/09
Take Hart
18/01/09
What's In A Name?
17/01/09
Don't Remake Me Over
16/01/09
Random Fluctuations In The Space Time Continuum!
08/01/09
The Future Is Already Written
07/01/09
The Shortest Story Ever Told
06/01/09
Demon Seed
03/01/09
2008
30/12/08
What's Cooking?
29/12/08
A Feel Good Story
21/12/08
The Curse
19/12/08
He's Not The Messiah!
15/12/08
Who throws a shoe?
14/12/08
Sneaky Christmas
10/12/08
Feeling Blu
09/12/08
SHT
07/12/08
Gategate
02/12/08
Comedy of Errors
30/11/08
For What It's Worth
27/11/08
Alan Partridge and Other Less Successful Characters
23/11/08
National Expression
20/11/08
A View To A Job
18/11/08
Last Bus Gone
17/11/08
Jungle Nobodies
12/11/08
The Cage Strain
11/11/08
A Common Practice In Poland
07/11/08
Close Encounters of the West Country Kind
06/11/08
David Brent Would Vote For Barack Obama
05/11/08
I am Legend
04/11/08
Setting The President In The Art World
03/11/08
My Word Is My Bond
02/11/08
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| It never fails to amaze me that in this country, when snow falls very occasionally, everything grinds to a halt. The trains stop moving and the buses stay in the depot.
As I write this, I have just returned from the train station, there are no trains, they are not even selling tickets, so sure are they that there will be no trains for a while. Even my walk to the station took longer, it is only usually 10 minutes, but today I was like Bambi on ice. My brother in law is from Buffalo in the U.S. He showed us a video of Christmas in Buffalo. There was snow feet deep, not inches, and everything was normal, he even showed me a video of the airport, with snow plows clearing the runway. Can you imagine that happening here? We cant even get a fucking train running! Not to say that he is annoyed about our lack of snow dealing, he is off work too today as he also relies on a train. The funniest part is that even the network rail website is down, how is that affected?? It does make me wonder how we fought in two world wars in the past. I suppose we were made of stronger stuff then. Mind you, there was that time that we had to abandon the Battle of Britain because of snow, the German's understood, but they did laugh at us. So, home I will stay, like a few others at my work. A quick mention has to go the Fleet Foxes, I am really loving their work! Follow Ted (MrJohnRain) on Twitter
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