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Someone Else Holding the Baby Blues
11/01/12
Average Rating: 3 out of 5
Back to the Future Too
30/12/11

Untold Cooper
29/12/11

A British Defence Against America
08/12/11

Not So Marvellous
07/12/11
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We need to talk about Gervais
19/10/11
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A Quarter Life Crisis
06/10/11
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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
05/10/11
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An open letter to George Lucas.
01/09/11

Burn Hollywood Burn
19/07/11

The Apprenticed
18/07/11

In Praise of ITV
03/07/11

Sick
28/06/11

Know the Drill
03/06/11

Modern Cinemas are Rubbish
02/06/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
My Tooth Story
26/05/11

Game of PWNS
24/05/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
West is West
19/05/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Crime Crime Crime
17/05/11

The Bored Room
11/05/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
The Future Shock
09/05/11

The Worm That Eats Itself
06/05/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
The Life Atwatic
24/04/11

Driving Like A Dick
17/04/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Penny For My Thoughts
27/03/11
Average Rating: 2 out of 5
The Needle and the Damage Done
23/03/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
The Meaning of Life Part 1 : Birth
16/03/11
Average Rating: 3 out of 5
10 O Clock Dive
21/01/11
Average Rating: 4.3 out of 5
Falling off of the Witches Hat
19/01/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Small Talk
18/01/11
Average Rating: 4.8 out of 5
The Waiting Game
13/01/11
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
2011
05/01/11

2010
31/12/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Police Stop
30/12/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Z Cast
29/12/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
The Crazy Adventures of Bastian and Atreyu
09/12/10

A note to my son or daughter.
08/12/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Baby I can drive your car
22/10/10
Average Rating: 4.3 out of 5
A Good Society
10/09/10

The National Sport of Rubbernecking
09/09/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Scanners 2
08/09/10

What mean Expendable?
07/09/10
Average Rating: 4.3 out of 5
Adventures in Babyhaving
06/09/10
Average Rating: 0 out of 5
Warning : Speculation
12/07/10
Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Adventures in driving
07/07/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
05/07/10
Average Rating: 4 out of 5
Pipe Up
23/04/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
More Bard News
21/04/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Volcanoes and Elections
20/04/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Grumpy Old Deathwish
29/03/10

The Apple
27/03/10
Average Rating: 2 out of 5
1987
26/03/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
The Long Bad Wednesday
25/03/10

Art for Art's Sake
23/03/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Modern Slash
22/03/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Little Bit 'Special'
16/03/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Dead Happy
05/03/10
Average Rating: 3.3 out of 5
Video Killed The Radio Stars
03/03/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Sunday Zoo
01/03/10

Im Flugzeug
20/02/10
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Radio Times
17/02/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Intellectual Property
16/02/10

Happy Loveday
15/02/10

A Load of Pony
25/01/10

I Want To Lie Down With A Lion
18/01/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
'You Lecherous Moron'
17/01/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A National Treasure
15/01/10

Snow
13/01/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Friday The 13th
12/01/10
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Steaks are High
11/01/10
Average Rating: 4.2 out of 5
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
16/11/09
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
BBC Bashing
10/11/09
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Kenny Effing Powers!
09/11/09

No More Heroes
06/11/09
Average Rating: 3.7 out of 5
What I Did In My Holidays
04/11/09

Jellyneck
22/09/09
Average Rating: 3 out of 5
Can Buy Me Love
10/09/09

Memory Lane
27/08/09
Average Rating: 4 out of 5
Shitting Stars
26/08/09

The Life and Death of My Pop Star Life
25/08/09
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Are You Being Offended?
24/08/09
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My Generation
14/08/09
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Home Alone 2 : Lost In 1939-1945
12/08/09
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Home Alone
29/07/09
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Context
28/07/09
Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
Summer is a bummer
27/07/09
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Time Waster
26/07/09
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
Yes, but how did it Happen??
25/07/09

He Must Have Some Agent
24/07/09
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Day 2
23/07/09
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A New Morning
22/07/09
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The Sadness
21/07/09

Who Punishes The Punisher?
17/07/09
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The New Blog
09/07/09
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Baby, You're A Ritchie Man
21/05/09
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An Englishman's Home Is His Castle
20/05/09
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The Return
05/05/09
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Double Trouble
06/04/09

It's The End Of The World As I Know It
05/04/09
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Not Good Enough
30/03/09
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Picture This
24/03/09
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Size Matters
22/03/09
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The Death of Mother Tongue
19/03/09
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I Am Modern Man
18/03/09
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Not Ready
16/03/09
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Watched
10/03/09
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Wired
08/03/09

The Running Man
26/02/09
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Run, Fatboy, Run
25/02/09
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Absent Friends
09/02/09
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Snow Wonder
02/02/09
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A New Breed of Hero
21/01/09
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You Be The Judge
20/01/09
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Take Hart
18/01/09
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What's In A Name?
17/01/09
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Don't Remake Me Over
16/01/09
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Random Fluctuations In The Space Time Continuum!
08/01/09
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The Future Is Already Written
07/01/09

The Shortest Story Ever Told
06/01/09

Demon Seed
03/01/09
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2008
30/12/08
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What's Cooking?
29/12/08
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A Feel Good Story
21/12/08
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The Curse
19/12/08
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He's Not The Messiah!
15/12/08
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Who throws a shoe?
14/12/08

Sneaky Christmas
10/12/08

Feeling Blu
09/12/08
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SHT
07/12/08

Gategate
02/12/08
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Comedy of Errors
30/11/08
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For What It's Worth
27/11/08
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Alan Partridge and Other Less Successful Characters
23/11/08

National Expression
20/11/08
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A View To A Job
18/11/08
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Last Bus Gone
17/11/08
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Jungle Nobodies
12/11/08
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The Cage Strain
11/11/08

A Common Practice In Poland
07/11/08
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Close Encounters of the West Country Kind
06/11/08
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David Brent Would Vote For Barack Obama
05/11/08
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I am Legend
04/11/08
Average Rating: 4 out of 5
Setting The President In The Art World
03/11/08
Average Rating: 5 out of 5
My Word Is My Bond
02/11/08

Can Buy Me Love
The remastered love of my life

10/09/09
Like the perplexed and open mouthed Monkeys of 2001 (The film not the year), I took possession of a giant black monolith last night. The only difference being that where as the Monkey's Monolith enabled them to progress through the medium of technology and evolution. My Monolith enabled me to listen to all of the Beatles albums in Stereo and remastered to a 2009 standard.

My love of The Beatles started from a very early age. My parents would often listen to the Red and Blue albums on car journeys and I loved the Yellow Submarine cartoon as a nipper. When I started to get into music in my teens, I started to become obsessed with The Beatles. It's thanks to them that I started playing guitar. I bought an acoustic guitar and the complete Beatles guitar book.

I memorised every song, chord and lyric. To this day I still have the almost alien-like ability to remember how to play every song. I then moved on to bass guitar. I was obsessed with learning all of Paul McCartney's bass lines. Dear Prudence was the holy grail for me. What a bass line that is. Just amazing. Simple, yet so brilliant. McCartney, for me, is the best bass player that ever picked up a bass.

I didn't know what to expect when they announced that the Beatles cannon was to be remastered. I suspected that the difference would be negligible and that it would all feel like a £170 con. But, I was pleasantly surprised when I listened this morning on my Ipod.

The first thing that hit me was the clarity of some tracks. "I don't want to spoil the party" began with a guitar part that I had never heard before, but there it was. Next "Misery" came on from the "Please, Please Me" album. You can really hear that it was recorded live in the same room, instruments bleed into each other via the microphones and you really feel like you are in the room.

There were a few tracks I was keen to track down and see how the now sounded. "Savoy Truffle" from the "White Album" in the 1987 remastering always sounded undermined, too quiet and condensed. It is now clear and at the same level as everything else. It still isn't a wonderful song, but it's great to hear it sounding so clear. "Wait" on Rubber Soul really sounds crisp and lovely. I could go on. But that would be boring for me, you and the ghost of Ceri Seel who watches over us like Mother Mary.

It is just the clarity of this new mastering that really amazes though, you can hear everything and the sound just sounds like there is so much space to breathe. Where as the 1987 remastering sounded so flat in comparison. Especially the early albums (pre Pepper) which now sound like new.

My initial impression is that "Beatles For Sale" is so far my winner in terms of overall improvements, it sounds like a new album and each strum, thud and bass line sound like they were recorded yesterday. Obviously, there are a few that don't really sound that different. But they are mainly contained on the first couple of albums (Though I am yet to listen to everything).

The packaging is also really good, although they are digipack CD sleeves, they are very much given the look and feel of the original vinyl, thus adding to the special feel of the whole thing (Blu Ray re-release companies take note, put the original artwork on the cover!!) by having all the original pictures and artwork in place.

The only downer is that the DVD of mini documentaries that was also in the set is the "Beatles on Record" documentary that BBC2 showed Saturday night. Thanks BBC.

The timing of this arrival was perfect. Since Sunday morning, my right ear was infected and blocked. It has been so boring and annoying only hearing out of one ear. It has really made life miserable. Luckily, last night it finally cleared and I was able to enjoy the fab four with both ears.

Talking of the fab four, I went to a car boot sale at the weekend to buy me some old vinyl. I found "Rubber Soul" for sale for four pounds. Not only was it "Rubber Soul" but it was also the French import. I checked online when I got home and it seems to be worth more than four pounds. I saw one website saying it was worth £65. Take that you stupid record selling man at the car boot sale. If you are reading this, I am coming back this Sunday, could you have some more rare records for me to buy off of you for next to nothing please?

I also had my life taken over recently by the brilliant "Batman : Arkham Asylum" Which is my excuse (I am full of excuses) for not blogging all of last week. I completed it Saturday morning and then spent the rest of the weekend in limbo. It has been a while since a game has taken me over like that. The last one was Fallout 3 and I had to stop playing that as I was becoming Howard Hughes (in a bad way).

I am 32 years old.



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