A Day in the Life of Anthony Petrocelli

Tony and Maggie were enjoying a quick grope during office hours Suddenly, Tony Petrocelli's phone rings 'Anthony Petrocelli's Office'
A lady needs your help up at the old McCarthy place right away With cat-like alacrity, Maggie summons her lover Got any root beer, uh?
  Meanwhile, back at the office There follows a camper chase  
She's innocent, dammit Anthony Petrocelli saves the day!