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A Look Into Child Slavery with Michael Winner Hello, I'm Michael Winner. Child slavery is terrible, they get these little kids and I would imagine they make them do things like (haven’t looked into it, I had a nice admiral pie instead, yum) light hovering, a spot of knitting and lighting cigars for business men with bright white hair like a lovely and pretty pony. This is terrible, some of these children are only 16, I suppose. There is a charity against/for (delete as appropriate) this, I support them so much I’m donating my fee to Great Ormond street like Alan Sugars does, he’s my best friend, we are blood brothers, we cut our hand and shook hands like Rambo. Anyway, in August I took a trip to Thailand, I was making a new film, “Deathwish Too” starring Steve Martin and Martin Short. I asked the producer to get me a drink, he ran into the garden and began to beat a small boy with a tray very hard until him and the boy were crying, I’m afraid the poor boy died soon after, and I didn’t get my fucking drink, but, on a brighter note, the tray was relatively undamaged, and still in use today, I think. Anyway, it made me think about child slavery, that it is bad and should not be permitted any more. When I was round John Cleese’s house last night he was telling me about child slavery, I thought he must be joking and just as he got to the bit about, “Millions are affected by this…” I began to laugh out loud, slapping my thigh and wailing, quoting back what he said to me, about the dead parrot and the messiah boy’s naughty. He then went on and on for ages, saying, “I didn’t even mention the fucking dead parrot?!?! You haven’t listened to a word I said, Get Out!” I apologised about that, and for using his vase as an ash tray, but he was too upset, so I tried the old faithful, “Calm down dear!” He hit me on the arm, I left. It was on the drive home that I started thinking about it, but then again, I thought about Admirals pie too, yum. xxx Comment on This Article Your comment will be added automatically once you click on submit. Your name: Comment: Overall Rating out of Five: ZeroOneTwoThreeFourFive Back to Index Page | What's New | Search | Links | Link to Us | Feedback | Contact Us | Site Map The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. The content of the site is intended to be humourous, and is not intended to offend anyone.