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A LOOK INTO INDEX A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  More...

A Look Into Magic with Paul Daniels People often come up to me and ask me how I got so rich and famous just doing stupid magic tricks. I turn to them and I say "now that's magic". (It doesn't make sense, but it's all they really want to hear). Those of us who were there at the beginning will remember that God blessed me with a gift and gave me instructions to use it for the benefit of mankind. Occasionally I look back and wish that instead I had been blessed with the gift of not being a short bald man with a scarecrow wife, but as we say in the magic circle, never do a horse in the mouth, and I've always tried not to, with moderate success. SO I took my gift to the big bosses on the TV, and asked them if I could do magical show on the box, and they said they could do one better, and flushed my head down the toilet. So used my gift, and sent a plague of petulance and a plague of toes unto their homes and the homes of their loved ones. They soon saw sense and put me on the television with my own show that ran for 47 years. I had to maintain my youthful look for the duration - that was part of the deal. I then turned my gift to more practical matters, like hurrying along the untimely demise of that bloke who had the 'Magic' number plate I coveted so, and making Debbie McGee think I was hot (I threw money in her face till she went blind). These days I mostly use my magic for household tasks, like clearing out the loft and going to the toilet, but I like to feel that in my worthy life time I have done my bit, and I sleep restfully at night knowing that God is pleased with me. Nothing written on this site is intended to be true or factual, and none of the celebrities named in the 'Look Into' section have anything to do with this website. Their 'contributions' are entirely fictional and have been created by the authors of Hobo-Bonobo. The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. Comment on This Article Your comment will be added automatically once you click on submit. Your name: Comment: Overall Rating out of Five: ZeroOneTwoThreeFourFive Back to Index Page | What's New | Search | Links | Link to Us | Feedback | Contact Us | Site Map The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. The content of the site is intended to be humourous, and is not intended to offend anyone.