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A LOOK INTO INDEX A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies  A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  More...

A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies Hello you bunch of wally! That was my famous catchphrase back in the 1970s. I am Windsor Davies, you may remember me from "It Aint Half Hot Mum and Dad" in which I played the classic role of Professor Derek Jarman and "Carry On Last Tango in Paris" in which I played the man one who uses the butter to bum someone. I am most famous as the robot Zero off of Terrahawks. I remember getting into character for that one. I spent ten months living as a robot. I would repeat everything my wife said to me but as a robot. This was most fun for me, but I think my wife became annoyed, tee hee. But, today, I am here to discuss my favourite group of the 19th century, The Rolling Stones. To research this piece, I rented the film "Stoned" about some fellow called Brian James. Not sure who he is as my VHS player doesn't take CDs. I am not sure what to do with it actually. I tried to play it on the gramophone but it wouldn't work. Any suggestions, do let me know. I went to the library and meant to ask about the Rolling Stones, but I forgot and came back home a mint and a book about the recent financial meltdown. It was an interesting read and really leads me to believe that they are all a bunch of wally! (Catchphrase again, extra �5 ok?) I would have read more but some silly sausage removed the last thirty pages. I was so enjoying it as well. It would seem that all that money I saved in the 1970's was a waste as I invested it all into the career of Don Estelle, who is now dead and doubtless got buried with all my cash. Remember that programme I was in with Donald Sinden? Never The Twain? It was brilliant. I had an antiques shop right next door to Donald. We were friends and enemies at the same time. I recently called ITV and asked that we come back for another series, only this time it have an erotic feel and I have hardcore sex with all of my clients, male or female, they said they are looking into it. Donald isn't interested (bastard) so I will get some young actor to come in and play his "nephew" or something like that. Just so I have someone next door I can hate, that is always my acting motivation. Unlike Michael Elphick, he needed someone upstairs to hate. Every actor is different I suppose. Anyway, I digress, this look into will be based on my remembered knowledge of The Rolling Stones. So, here are the facts: The Rolling Stones were formed in 1970, I think. Their most famous song was that one with David Bowie in it. The president of Finland once said to his son, "Will you turn that down, you sound like a Rolling Stones". Donald Sinden is a bastard. Mike Jigger is the lead singer. Wendy Richards played guitar for them. Donald Sinden is still a bastard. Sir Sterling Moss was not in The Rolling Stones. I would go on, but I don't want to blind you with science! I am not a bunch of wally! (�5). We are all Rolling Stone in a way. Lots of Love, Windsor "Bunch of Wally" Davies Nothing written on this site is intended to be true or factual, and none of the celebrities named in the 'Look Into' section have anything to do with this website. Their 'contributions' are entirely fictional and have been created by the authors of Hobo-Bonobo. The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. Comments about This Article We're the flowersIn the disubtnWe're the poisonIn your human machineWe're the futureYou're futureSex Pistols - God save the queenглавное не ударить в грязь лицом - эта песня для многих больше чем просто песня популярного исполнителя, а слушают кино люди разных категорий Comment By: Sumit, 07 May 2012, Rating: 2/5 Comment on This Article Your comment will be added automatically once you click on submit. Your name: Comment: Overall Rating out of Five: ZeroOneTwoThreeFourFive Back to Index Page | What's New | Search | Links | Link to Us | Feedback | Contact Us | Site Map The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. The content of the site is intended to be humourous, and is not intended to offend anyone.