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A LOOK INTO INDEX A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  More...

A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels Welcome to the writings of Martin P. Daniels; favourite son of Paul the popular tv magician and more famously, previous contributor to this site. Before I continue I'd like to get one or two things straight; firstly my middle name isn't Paul as you might be thinking: I was actually named after my Dad's favourite entertainer. Secondly; yes, as favourite son one day I am in line to inherit the Daniels family jewel; (the royal McGee). But until that day, I, Martin Pasquale Daniels swear never to touch it again; even when Dad's out the house. Now, I'm not just famous for an okay mullet and a guest spot on the Bunco Booth on my Dad's show. I'm also a respected quantum physicist and neighsayer of the works of Stephen Hawkins and other revered theoretical physicists. And that's because their works are based on that; theories, and nothing more. If you've ever read Hawkins' master works, ‘Why Me ?, the autobiography of Mr. Bump'; you'll find it littered with nonsensical mishegoss such as using ‘god' as an equation. Well, I've looked at every button on my calculator and I can tell you with absolute certitude that there is no god button. I've even looked in Dads' own prop calculator from his 1989 Christmas special, and still - nothing. What I can tell you is that facts based on theories are nothing more than that; and in this modern world I can't believe we are still been tricked into this age old scam. So, what about the, ‘Big Bang Theory'; if it is just a theory, they why as a species did we spend two point six billion pounds attempting to recreate this theory when my Dad was only asking half of that to do another series for the beeb. And that's a fact. And because that is the only fact we know is true; we must conclude my Dad; Paul Daniels is in fact God, and therefore impervious to my many attempts to aid in his demise and inherit the family jewel that is, Debbie Mcgee. God bless. MPD Nothing written on this site is intended to be true or factual, and none of the celebrities named in the 'Look Into' section have anything to do with this website. Their 'contributions' are entirely fictional and have been created by the authors of Hobo-Bonobo. The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. Comments about This Article I go where McGee goes. Comment By: Martin P. , 12 Mar 2010, Rating: 5/5 Praise me, not your false god. Comment By: Paul Zenon, 12 Mar 2010, Rating: 5/5 Comment on This Article Your comment will be added automatically once you click on submit. Your name: Comment: Overall Rating out of Five: ZeroOneTwoThreeFourFive Back to Index Page | What's New | Search | Links | Link to Us | Feedback | Contact Us | Site Map The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. The content of the site is intended to be humourous, and is not intended to offend anyone.