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A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels
Welcome to the writings of Martin P. Daniels; favourite son of Paul the popular tv magician and more famously, previous contributor to this site.

Before I continue I'd like to get one or two things straight; firstly my middle name isn't Paul as you might be thinking: I was actually named after my Dad's favourite entertainer. Secondly; yes, as favourite son one day I am in line to inherit the Daniels family jewel; (the royal McGee). But until that day, I, Martin Pasquale Daniels swear never to touch it again; even when Dad's out the house.

Now, I'm not just famous for an okay mullet and a guest spot on the Bunco Booth on my Dad's show. I'm also a respected quantum physicist and neighsayer of the works of Stephen Hawkins and other revered theoretical physicists. And that's because their works are based on that; theories, and nothing more. If you've ever read Hawkins' master works, ‘Why Me ?, the autobiography of Mr. Bump'; you'll find it littered with nonsensical mishegoss such as using ‘god' as an equation. Well, I've looked at every button on my calculator and I can tell you with absolute certitude that there is no god button. I've even looked in Dads' own prop calculator from his 1989 Christmas special, and still - nothing.
What I can tell you is that facts based on theories are nothing more than that; and in this modern world I can't believe we are still been tricked into this age old scam.
So, what about the, ‘Big Bang Theory'; if it is just a theory, they why as a species did we spend two point six billion pounds attempting to recreate this theory when my Dad was only asking half of that to do another series for the beeb. And that's a fact. And because that is the only fact we know is true; we must conclude my Dad; Paul Daniels is in fact God, and therefore impervious to my many attempts to aid in his demise and inherit the family jewel that is, Debbie Mcgee.

God bless.
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