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A Look Into Robots with Peter Stringfellow Hello everyone, I am aged lady lover-lover Peter Stringfellow. I have been interested in Robots since the early 1960's, my research has been extensive, as you see I am trying to build the world's most effective, sensual and erotic pleasure bot. You wouldn't believe the amount of money I have spent on this project, the amount of women I have murdered and harvested their brains, boobs and other bits. Sadly, my pleasure bots always fail to please me, I have acquired such specialised tastes, but my project will continue until well after I am dead. I am getting put into a fridge like Walt Disney, I have been looking into doing it in a bit more classy way, my local Iceland has just closed and I bought their walk in and lie down freezer, so that should keep me nice and cold and maybe when I come back to life I might taste like a Feast or Zoom, you never know! The best Robot I ever saw was the camp one Robot Redford in that Rod Hull and Emu Pink Windmill show, he was the best and most advanced robot I have ever seen, if only he had a fanny. Anyway, stay classy, like me! We are all Robots, in a way. Comment on This Article Your comment will be added automatically once you click on submit. Your name: Comment: Overall Rating out of Five: ZeroOneTwoThreeFourFive Back to Index Page | What's New | Search | Links | Link to Us | Feedback | Contact Us | Site Map The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. The content of the site is intended to be humourous, and is not intended to offend anyone.