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A Look Into Time Travel with Terry Thomas
A Look Into Perverts with Richard Littlejohn
A Look Into why I manipulated the course of history so Dangermouse could exist with Peter Wyngarde  Average Rating: 3.3 out of 5
A Look Into Robots with Peter Stringfellow
A Look Into Dragons with George Lazenby
A Look Into Happiness with John Travolta
A Look Into Tortoises with Molly Sugden
A Look Into Folk Music with Tom Selleck
A Look Into Extinct Animals with Peter Falk
A Look Into War with Leslie Grantham
A Look Into UFOs with Timothy Dalton
A Look Into Trains with Ringo Starr
A Look Into It and How to do It: Romancing A Lady with Bryan Ferry
A Look Into It and How to do It: Fellatio, with Terry Nutkins
A Look Into It and How to do it: an introduction with Floella Benjamin
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A Look Into the Issues Surrounding Racial Cleansing with Alan Darlek
As a dalek, I am often asked "which is the race you would most like subjugate under dalek rule?" To which I reply "None of them because they are all as flawed and worthless as eachother!" And I laugh in my dalek way.
You see, to a dalek, you are all hateful little shits, be you Human, Sontaran, Terrahawk or anything else. What I would really like to do is exterminate you all in your stupid faces and then bomb your respective planets to dust, which I would then eat.

If the cheque for this bounces I'm going to kill you.

Get stuffed.

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