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A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 3.8 out of 5
A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  Average Rating: 4.8 out of 5
A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Murder with Professor Heinz Wolf  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Time Travel with Terry Thomas  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Perverts with Richard Littlejohn
A Look Into why I manipulated the course of history so Dangermouse could exist with Peter Wyngarde  Average Rating: 3.3 out of 5
A Look Into Robots with Peter Stringfellow
A Look Into Dragons with George Lazenby
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A Look Into the Joys of Gardening with Alan Holes
Alan Holes is the Dirty Man from the Dirty Films.
" ... like a burgeoning flower, the petals part revealing the delicate bud."

The gardener stands for a moment, regarding the flower bed and considering the task before him. Kneeling, he brushes back the fringe of long grass to reveal the soil beneath. His experienced hand gently, firmly pushes home the dibber, preparing the moist ground for his impending seed. In handfuls he scatters it over the fertile bed. Where the soil is dry he might spit on it to dampen the area. He continues until, bag exhuasted and arm aching, he is driven to rest. He stands once more and considers his day's work, considers the plants grown and nurtured by his own aging hands. And he comes.

On a more practical note, if you do ever have to go in cold,
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