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A Look Into Time Travel with Terry Thomas
A Look Into Perverts with Richard Littlejohn
A Look Into why I manipulated the course of history so Dangermouse could exist with Peter Wyngarde  Average Rating: 3.3 out of 5
A Look Into Robots with Peter Stringfellow
A Look Into Dragons with George Lazenby
A Look Into Happiness with John Travolta
A Look Into Tortoises with Molly Sugden
A Look Into Folk Music with Tom Selleck
A Look Into Extinct Animals with Peter Falk
A Look Into War with Leslie Grantham
A Look Into UFOs with Timothy Dalton
A Look Into Trains with Ringo Starr
A Look Into It and How to do It: Romancing A Lady with Bryan Ferry
A Look Into It and How to do It: Fellatio, with Terry Nutkins
A Look Into It and How to do it: an introduction with Floella Benjamin
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A Look Into M.E. with Jack Klugman
"M.E. is a real shitter."
Hi, you might recognise me as T.V.s Alan Quincy, M.E. I'm guessing that it's the letters behind my on-screen name that had the editors of h-b approach me for this ill-advised crap. Anyway, they did, and it was this or guest on another Diagnosis Murder. I wish now that I'd gone for the second choice.

I went to the local library and looked it up. It stands for Myalgic Encephalo-Myelitis, not Medical Examiner. The guys that run this site seem to be pretty ignorant. But that's the point - I think that too many of us are ignorant about the nature of this condition. Not least the dumb bitch that I was sharing the table with.

"Don't you understand?" I asked her, "Nearly 1 in every 7 people will suffer from M.E. at some point in their lives! And yet still so little is known about this dibilitating disease!"

"But what is it Quince?" See what I mean? Fuckin' people. But I humoured her.

"It's like being bored, Sam. Really bored all the time."

afterwards she asked me if I wanted to examine her on my boat, like she was a corpse. I told her "examine this" and swore at her behind my book before walking out of that place. I spent the night getting drunk with a hooker. M.E. is a real shitter.

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