"M.E. is a real shitter."
Hi, you might recognise me as T.V.s Alan Quincy, M.E. I'm guessing that it's the letters behind my on-screen name that had the editors of h-b approach me for this ill-advised crap. Anyway, they did, and it was this or guest on another Diagnosis Murder. I wish now that I'd gone for the second choice.
I went to the local library and looked it up. It stands for Myalgic Encephalo-Myelitis, not Medical Examiner. The guys that run this site seem to be pretty ignorant. But that's the point - I think that too many of us are ignorant about the nature of this condition. Not least the dumb bitch that I was sharing the table with.
"Don't you understand?" I asked her, "Nearly 1 in every 7 people will suffer from M.E. at some point in their lives! And yet still so little is known about this dibilitating disease!"
"But what is it Quince?" See what I mean? Fuckin' people. But I humoured her.
"It's like being bored, Sam. Really bored all the time."
afterwards she asked me if I wanted to examine her on my boat, like she was a corpse. I told her "examine this" and swore at her behind my book before walking out of that place. I spent the night getting drunk with a hooker. M.E. is a real shitter.
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Full of salient pnoits. Don't stop believing or writing! Comment By: Nickk, 21 Dec 2012, Rating: 4/5