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A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden
A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies  Average Rating: 2 out of 5
A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane
A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 3.8 out of 5
A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  Average Rating: 4.8 out of 5
A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 4.7 out of 5
A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  Average Rating: 4.3 out of 5
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A Look Into M.E. with Jack Klugman
"M.E. is a real shitter."
Hi, you might recognise me as T.V.s Alan Quincy, M.E. I'm guessing that it's the letters behind my on-screen name that had the editors of h-b approach me for this ill-advised crap. Anyway, they did, and it was this or guest on another Diagnosis Murder. I wish now that I'd gone for the second choice.

I went to the local library and looked it up. It stands for Myalgic Encephalo-Myelitis, not Medical Examiner. The guys that run this site seem to be pretty ignorant. But that's the point - I think that too many of us are ignorant about the nature of this condition. Not least the dumb bitch that I was sharing the table with.

"Don't you understand?" I asked her, "Nearly 1 in every 7 people will suffer from M.E. at some point in their lives! And yet still so little is known about this dibilitating disease!"

"But what is it Quince?" See what I mean? Fuckin' people. But I humoured her.

"It's like being bored, Sam. Really bored all the time."

afterwards she asked me if I wanted to examine her on my boat, like she was a corpse. I told her "examine this" and swore at her behind my book before walking out of that place. I spent the night getting drunk with a hooker. M.E. is a real shitter.
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Full of salient pnoits. Don't stop believing or writing!
Comment By: Nickk, 21 Dec 2012, Rating: 4/5

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