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A Look Into Cultural Differences with Paul Hogan Gooday Cobbers! I’m the hero of the Crocodile Dundee franchise, I’ve got a big knife (which is a euphemism), and I like to use it. When I first arrived in America, many things confused me. Back in the outback, we didn’t have toilets or sinks, and we certainly didn’t have sinks for your toilet area. To be honest, I’ve never gotten used to the cultural differences, even though I’ve now been living over here for around fourteen years. Every day I am surprised to step out of my apartment and see horseless chariots parading the streets at dangerous speeds, or to find men with small knives in a strange linked network of underground caverns, asking for my ‘wallet’ whatever that is. Every so often I get ‘arrested’ and put in ‘jail’ for grabbing at the crotches of men dressed as women, who sometimes turn out to be women after all. Also the Abbos here don’t look like Abbos, and they don’t seem to come from a tribe at all. People keep telling me not to be ‘racist’ but I just show them my big knife (ooh er), and they usually shut up and go away. But sometimes they throw me in Jail. I’m a regular fish out of water. Yours, Paulie xxx Nothing written on this site is intended to be true or factual, and none of the celebrities named in the 'Look Into' section have anything to do with this website. Their 'contributions' are entirely fictional and have been created by the authors of Hobo-Bonobo. The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. Comment on This Article Your comment will be added automatically once you click on submit. Your name: Comment: Overall Rating out of Five: ZeroOneTwoThreeFourFive Back to Index Page | What's New | Search | Links | Link to Us | Feedback | Contact Us | Site Map The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited. The content of the site is intended to be humourous, and is not intended to offend anyone.